So I normally don’t go captioning my client’s photos too much – I know my brand of humor might not be everybody’s cup of tea. I think I’m utterly hilarious, of course, but I recognize that the people who have me take their baby and family photos might have had me come do that to use my skills as a photographer, and less as that of a standup comic 😉
But here I am, editing my gorgeous niece J’s 3 month old photos from last weekend, and I can’t help myself. I know my sister and her husband won’t mind if I go to town on some captions for these… and hey, maybe we can even get a little caption contest going over on Facebook, too.
I’ll post them on Facebook too so you all can try captioning them there. I know you want to.
“Mmm. Boob.”
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“Aaaak! I left my phone at the beach!”
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“Check me out.
I have the same eyes as the whale on my shirt.
No joke.
Look again.
Right?”
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“Goo.
Yup, I knew you wanted me to do that because I look all “classic baby” here.
I do what I can for you people.”
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“These ‘put-me-with-the-bunny-to-show-how-fast-I’m-growing’ pix are starting to get old.
They bore me.
You?”
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I got nothin. Seriously nothin. This picture kills me.
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“Daddy, seriously, if we do this every day I’ll be able to fly like Superman?
Rock on.”
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“This is my superspy face. I’m hiding, can’t you tell?”
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“Um… ok.
Sure, ya, you can do that.
I had something on my finger anyway.”
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Again, I have nothing. But look at the thighs. The knuckle dimples. The toes. The BELLY. Words fail me.
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I am realizing this whole captioning plan is ambitious. I’m not really all that clever. But doncha like how Jakers (the pup) is standing guard here?___________________________________________________________________________________
Documenting the very first ALMOST roll. She rolled mere days later. Toldja she would 🙂